If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
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i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
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He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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