Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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