And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
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