its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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