It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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