So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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