We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
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In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
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he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
where are my eyebrows?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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