Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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