she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
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"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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