i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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