He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
