gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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