I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
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It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
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I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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