Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
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I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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