I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
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You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
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I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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