just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
only you would photoshop your dick
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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