Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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