once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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