nut hugger
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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