Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
So much Jack, so little girl.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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