I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
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i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
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Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I'm sobbing to NWA
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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