What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Randomize