you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
