You smell like a Billy Joel song
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
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