I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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