even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
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Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
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