i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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