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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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