Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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