My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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