Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Randomize
