You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
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Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
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In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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