READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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