I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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