I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.