You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
This is my life. Enjoy the view