So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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