My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
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We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
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I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
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