Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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