I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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