Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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