Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
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Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
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while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
soo... how was my night?
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