I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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