He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Randomize
