you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Let's paint friendship bongs
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
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Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
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I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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