After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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