i just had sex bonerless
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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