Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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