I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Randomize
