i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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