We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
