I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
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There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
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my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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