Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
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Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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