Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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