Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
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Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
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I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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