I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I could fuck to npr.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Randomize
