There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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