so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
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Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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