real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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